The decade is dying. The table is set. You are cordially — and irrevocably — summoned to witness the final hours of Eli's thirties at a dinner of mild theatrics and questionable taste.

There will be candlelight. There will be courses. There will be eulogies for his youth, maybe even some given by people that are not Eli.

Come dressed for the occasion. Come hungry. Come before the clock strikes forty.

THE DETAILS

When Friday, May 29th — 7:00 PM (The witching hour came and went. We settled for dinner instead.)

Where 6605 Fernshaw Dr. (Ring the bell. If no one answers, you've come to the right place.)

Dinner A multi-course meal will be served. Eli spent 15 years in kitchens so he could cook for his friends one dramatic night — let him have this.

THE DRESS CODE

Afterlife Formal — Come as you Were

Tastefully Undead — Haunt Couture

[IMAGE BREAK: This is a great spot for a fashion/aesthetic reference — a dark velvet texture, ornate vintage jewelry, a dramatic outfit detail. Could also be a collage-style mood board if you want to give guests real visual inspiration.]

THE RSVP

Seats at this table are reserved for the living (and those willing to pretend). Kindly confirm your attendance by May 21st so we may set your place — or your place setting, at minimum.

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"Dying is easy. Turning 40 is the real haunting."